I’m that girl. Yep, the one who got married and gave up on fashion. Before I met my husband, I was thin from hours of Pilates due to my lack of dating. I was tan from hours of lying by the pool due to my lack of dating. I had adorable outfits, every perfect accessory, and loads of money to spend on them due to my lack of dating and the cash flow of working full-time.
Then I met my husband. He was tall and thin and adorable, so naturally I snagged him because I was thin, adorable, and perfectly accessorized. It’s two years later, and now I spend nearly every day in “comfies” (sometimes jeans, but usually pajama pants and tees with my hair in a pony tail), we keep way too much chocolate around the house, and my husband is afraid to step on our Wii Fit for fear that it will label him “obese”. We don’t have kids yet, and I’m no longer working full-time, but somehow the baseboard-dusting and kitchen-cleaning sucks up half my day, and I rationalize being too exhausted to work out, let alone curl my hair and accessorize.
Besides the fact that it just seems too far to doll up when we spend most of our nights on the couch with Domino’s and American Idol, we also find a lack of money to be a barrier to our more fashionable sides. Mortgage payments don’t forgive a new dress or new shoes. And what do I need a new dress for anyway? It would just make me cry because I have to go two sizes up and it would be too hard to wear while cleaning my baseboards. My mom tells me that everyone’s wardrobe drops in quantity and quality directly after marriage…don’t know yet if that’s due to the “newlywed 15…or 20” or the “newlywed budget cuts,” but it’s certainly true in my case. I’m doomed when we have kids.
Since money is an issue and the thought of buying pants two sizes bigger makes me want to crawl under a blanket with hot chocolate and never leave the house again, I think I’ll have to settle for a fantastic purse. Most Utah women are young and poor students, older and poor newlyweds, or a bit older and poor mother-of-5’s, so we can at least settle for a gorgeous bag hanging off our arms (it will distract from the bulging book bag or screaming 2-year-old). I manage to talk my husband into one or two purse splurges a year, and I guess we both figure it is worth it. I don’t have a book bag or a 2-year-old on my hip, but I do have a few extra pounds there I’d rather hide. He probably figures that it’s worth it just so that he doesn’t have to see me crying over our baseboards in a new dress.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Great article! Fun to read!
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